Donna Eden

Finally, I have some time to share what happened at the Donna Eden workshop. And, earlier than expected (read: last blog post).

On the first night there, there was a signing in. I ended up getting my own room, with a kitchen!!! And then there was a reception. Glorious desserts at the reception. I'm talking chocolate covered strawberries, various fruits, brie (a cheese), crackers, and other goodies. And there was lots of it, two full tables. Oh man, just describing it is making me hungry. I only ate some brie, a cracker, and a cantaloupe slice. I was in the beginnings of starting my new clean diet, and all those sweets did not go with it.

Lots of people were there, at least 300. The weird thing was, the few people I talked to ended up being all in my small group of 7 people. Then we were all escorted to the big room where the lecture would be for the next week. Donna introduced herself and did stuff I don't remember. Then the first night was over, and I think I got a chance to talk to Donna and say hi for Jack and his wife.

Donna is a very touchy feely woman. I am not a very touchy feely guy, right now. When I walked up to Donna, and she started to talk to me, she immediately grabbed my hand and stepped in real close. I said that Jack and his wife say hi, and she goes through the girly motions (i.e. high pitched squealing followed by 'tell them hello back' and then a massive hug). I then excused myself, and went food shopping for dinner at a grocery store for the next week. This is because breakfast and lunch were included in the workshop.

I got to talk to Donna again when she signed my book and told me my life colors. I gave her the multiples.com address. That was the last time I talked to her.

What are my life colors, you ask? Tans, greens, and purple. What do they mean? Well you go to Donna's daughter Tanya and she tells you. Tans means something something, I have a shallow persona, and some other stuff. Greens means more stuff and that I won't have to worry about money.

Purple (this is the good one) means I am a damn good lover, and spiritual, and very deep, and, of course, other stuff. Tans and purples don't mean a conflict, I just give people the shallow me until I like them, then I let them in deeper. As you can see, all I really got out of it was the good lover part and money. Obviously, my dream of rubbing hundred dollar bills all over my naked body has a pretty good chance of coming true.

Anyways, I don't really remember the progression of what Donna taught, but it is all in her book. What I will tell you is what specifically happened to me.

The dinners I bought ended up making me sick two nights in. Lunches were always good, and breakfast, if I could get up, was oatmeal and maybe some eggs, which were very runny. Yuck. Good oatmeal though. I had brought my protein powder, but never had a chance to drink it.

I ended up eating dinners at the local restaurants. It wasn't a very healthy week food wise. However, I did use the gym at the hotel three of the nights. And I used their jacuzzi, which I stopped using after I tasted the water (don't ask).

I healed a few people with stuff that Donna didn't teach. A few people asked me to energy heal them after 'saving' one of the girls in my small group. Oh man, that was intense.

Ok, from the beginning. There was this very small Asian woman in our small group, which meets after class to practice what was taught. We were tracing the meridians in the body and I guess she just collapsed on the ground. She was just laying there, and I didn't even notice her, as I was still tracing the meridians with my partner.

One of our group leaders was helping her, and then I was finished and wandered over, and learned that her partner had been tracing the heart meridian. She was telling how she had a weak heart.

She was just lying on the ground, talking very clearly, like nothing had happened, except she couldn't get up. Her partner was sitting in a chair next to her. So I just started feeling her aura, which was weak, and fixed it best I could. The second I was done, she sat up.

The change in her face was instant. The thing is, no one really noticed I was doing it, even though I was practically on top of her. While she was sitting, I learned about the weak heart (yes, I heard it before, no, I didn't pay attention the first time), so I blasted her with some Reiki in her front, and then went to her back to check out her back heart chakra.

Energy was pouring out of it. NOT GOOD. I tried my best to fix it with what I know, but I didn't have a tool in my toolbox to do it. I was basically trying to hit a nail with a screwdriver.

I told the group leader, 'hey, she is having major energy leakage in her back heart chakra.' She checks it, and fixes it with figure eights (now I know how to fix energy pouring out ) on the back heart chakra. After about a minute of this, she is able to stand up, and catastrophe is averted.

During the time the leader is doing the figure eights, I get this incredibly intense sadness and urge to cry. But it wasn't my sadness. It was the small Asian woman's sadness. I have never felt so sad in my life. And it wasn't even my feeling.

The good thing was, I knew how to fix that. As I got up fighting against the sadness and sobbing that wanted to come out, because she couldn't let it out, I cut the cord between us. Instantly, the sadness was gone. I told her as I came back and she was being helped up about what I had felt and done, and that it was crazy talk. The group leader said it wasn't crazy talk, and that was that.

From this one incident, which only had me and three other witnesses (even though we were in a room full of people), I had random people I didn't know coming up to me asking for healings.

One just felt better after I was done. Another had two visions. Another, my favorite one, had a very strong negative energy cord into her back. She was standing, and I was pulling all her cords from her back to be cut, and she jerks backward, turns and looks at me with wide eyes, and just laughs. It was pretty cool. So I did it again. I made a cutting sound before doing it a second time to make her think I had already cut it. Then pulled, and she swayed so far back along with the pull, she almost had to take a step back. I should totally do that at a bar.

Also, I healed a guy during class using Donna's teachings. Apparently, I was sucking bad energy out of him at one point, and he felt guilty giving me all that gunky energy. I also cleared his chakras, though not like Donna wanted. You are supposed to go slow and close to the body.

I went incredibly fast, and was standing over him as he lay on the floor. I found a big hunk of crap at his throat chakra, and pulled that away. When we switched positions, he didn't have time to finish me, so we met outside later. I became one with the earth. The earth beat my heart. It was wild and weird and reading that last sentence makes me sound crazy, but that is what happened, so there.

That's what I remember.

It's almost midnight, it is too late to do my KSMO for today, so I will do it first thing in the morning (first time ever), and my body hurts from working out.

I do want to tell you what one of the classes at the metaphysical school is that I will be taking.

'The Art of Sexual Magic'

Sounds pretty cool, huh? LATERZ!!!